As the late Maya Angelou once said, "Forgiveness is the greatest gift you can give yourself." So, with that in mind, Kristen Wiig and Seth Meyers decided it was time to work out their differences on NBC's Late Night Thursday. "Kristen, we have been friends for a very long time," he said. "And sometimes when you have such a long and close relationship with someone there are moments when feelings get hurt...So, I thought with the time we have together right now, we would make amends for any past indiscretions we've committed against once another."
Meyers' offenses seemed relatively minor in comparison to the things Wiig has done to him. "Kristen, I am sorry for not responding to your recent e-mail right away. It took me a couple of days because I was on vacation," the 42-year-old TV host said. Later, he told the 42-year-old Ghostbusters actress, "I am sorry for cancelling dinner last-minute this week. My son got sick and he was having trouble getting to sleep. I know we planned it for a while, and I am sorry."
Wiig forgave him for both wrongdoings. "Seth, I am sorry because even though I have known you for 10 years, I always thought your last name was spelled M-I-Y-E-R-R-H-Z-Z-Z. And, also I didn't know that your first name is Seth," she said, adding that she thought his name was Beth. Later, she said, "Seth, I'm sorry for the time I sold your name to a Japanese energy drink that claims to cure male impotence. I had no reason to do this. I just wanted to see if I could pull it off. If you ever go to Japan, you will be known as Inpotensu O toko. It means Impotence Man."
Meyers let Wiig off the hook before apologizing for another transgression. "Kristen, I am sorry about that time I was over at your house and I didn't use a coaster while we had drinks," he said. "Do you forgive me?" Wiig was clearly still fuming from the incident. "The coasters were right there," she said. "This is a tough one for me." To Meyers' relief, Wiig said she forgave him.
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