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13 Extremely Hilarious Quotes By “President Robert Mugabe” on Relationships

“If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”

#1:. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”

#2:. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.

#3:. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”

#4:. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.

#5:. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.”

#6:. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.

#7:. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”

#8:. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.

#9:. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”

#10:. ”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.

#11:. ”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected pen*s in public.”

#12:. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”

#13:. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”
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